Portable Stripper

Would a portable stripper pole be a good gift for my wife this Christmas?
I can’t decide between it or the hanging sex swing.
joe you should probably ask your mom that question
not just the battlefield Trixie but Phu Quoc as well
that’s a hell of an idea Lilf, my son loves to play fireman
I can’t pole dance anymore Kate, I hurt my back last time I did that
LMAO @ Acquiescent
Both are fine presents. Your wife is a lucky woman.